I mean, Carlos Delfino is a seriously average *NBA* bro, but still.
In the third quarter of Mondays' Rockets-Thunder game, the Thunder were up by 7 when Carlos Delfino nimbly nabbed the ball from the Kevin Martin.
As Delfino takes off down the court, you can see NBA superstar and post-humanoid Kevin Durant tracking him like a cheetah with GPS. The only way this can possibly end is Durant blocking Delfino back into the preseason.
BUT WAIT
DID HE
