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Jay-Z Made A Terrible Song Solely To Whine About Some Brooklyn Nets Executives

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Dude, you do not have my sympathy.

Hey, look! It's Jay-Z, a rapper and mogul and wearer of hats, smoking a Cuban in Cuba!

Hey, look! It's Jay-Z, a rapper and mogul and wearer of hats, smoking a Cuban in Cuba!

Image by Ramon Espinosa / AP

Anyway, you might have heard that Jay-Z is selling off his microscopic share in the Brooklyn Nets so he can pretend to represent athletes as a sports agent while real agents do all the work. And he's released a song with some FEELINGS about that.

Here's more on him selling his share.

First of all, the song is a barely-rapped, mumbly crawler over a beat that Timbaland probably made when he was asleep in 1998. And Swizz Beatz is just there, yelling, for no reason. The song isn't just stupid and annoying — it's also BORING, which is the number one sin you can commit if you're trying to make a diss track.

And then, there's this line.

And then, there's this line.

Image by Mario Anzuoni / Reuters


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