Follow these step-by-step instructions to make sure a cub attack never happens to you.
Jorge Soler, one of the Chicago Cubs' top prospects, was ejected from a minor league game last night after sprinting towards the opposing team's dugout with a bat in hand following an altercation.
Fortunately, his teammates caught him before he was able to swing the lumber, but the incident did clear both benches and was described as "kind of like a nightmare" by Soler's manager.
Although no one was injured in this particular dispute, it's not exactly an isolated incident. Cubs have been known to attack before...
So to make sure you're prepared for when it happens again, here are step-by-step instructions on how to survive a cub attack:
When a grizzly cub attacks:
- Stay calm.
- Climb high up into a tree.
- Play dead by putting on a Houston Astros uniform.