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Every March Madness School Ranked By Their Most Embarrassing Alum

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A comprehensive guide that will instantly improve your trash-talking.

I went through all 64 schools that made the real first round of the tournament (sorry, play-in game losers) and found their most embarrassing famous alum. They have been ranked from least embarrassing to most embarrassing.

Ole Miss: Eli Manning

Ole Miss: Eli Manning

Famed Muppet Eli Manning was far more embarrassing before he went and became one of the top quarterbacks in the NFL. His derpy-ness gets him on the list. But his championships keep him at the bottom.

Creighton: Anthony Tolliver

Creighton: Anthony Tolliver

Anthony Tolliver isn't really embarrassing. He's an average NBA player. But Creighton has done well to avoid super-humiliating alums. So good on you, Creighton. Sorry, Anthony.

Image by Todd Kirkland / AP

Florida Gulf Coast: The Bassist From A Band Called 7 Blue Skies

Florida Gulf Coast: The Bassist From A Band Called 7 Blue Skies

FGCU only has like seven famous alumni. This is a meta-embarrassment, but other than this album cover, I know nothing about 7 Blue Skies.


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