These have to be a joke.
Earlier today, Pau Gasol tweeted this.
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Along with this picture of the "work" that's been done on his logo.
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Let's break down some of the options.
The "PG Hybrid"
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Here the letters "P" and "G" are fused together to create a superletter. A letter that only has one meaning. "Whiny, over-the-hill, Spanish big man." And the only sound that letter makes? A slight whimper. (Also it looks like someone was a fan of the since-abandoned LeBron James logo.)