These have to be a joke.
Earlier today, Pau Gasol tweeted this.
Along with this picture of the "work" that's been done on his logo.
Let's break down some of the options.
The "PG Hybrid"
Here the letters "P" and "G" are fused together to create a superletter. A letter that only has one meaning. "Whiny, over-the-hill, Spanish big man." And the only sound that letter makes? A slight whimper. (Also it looks like someone was a fan of the since-abandoned LeBron James logo.)