The rise of the marten.
At a game this weekend in Switzerland, a marten invaded the field. Thankfully Zurich soccer player Loris Benito was there to stand up to the death weasel.
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Look at him sacrificing his body for the cause.
Source: Marcel Bieri / Keystone via AP
The little guy BIT HIM. GET OUT OF HERE DEATH WEASEL.
Source: Marcel Bieri / Keystone via AP
Watch a video of the marten's big moment.
Source: guardian.co.uk