This is the closest to basketball greatness most of us will ever get.
You've often been referred to by the color of your clothes.
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"SHUT UP! You're not guarding "red shirt," you're guarding Brian. My name is Brian."
You've embarrassed yourself trying to do a cool handshake.
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You know there's nothing more stressful than taking a free throw to make a team.
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You know not to wear your basketball shoes TO the court.
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And get them messed up on the street? Are you crazy?
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