Maybe it's because football's over and baseball hasn't started, but ESPN has been tweeting insane generalities about sports and sports fans.
Say something "everyone does." Like this:
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... especially if you follow ESPN
Or this:
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Mix in a joke about a popular event
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Look the Oscars are happening please love us.
...Or, awww, Valentine's Day
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