Oh, what's that? You don't wish you could take a photo with a WWE Championship Belt on your birthday? I'm sorry, you are lying.
This is Josh Reddick. Josh Reddick is an outfielder for the Oakland Athletics.
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Check out that beard. That is a beard like Godzilla is a dinosaur.
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So, Josh Reddick did what any normal person would do, if they could, on their birthday/picture day: he posed with the WWE Championship Belt.
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I don't know where he got it. The world may never know where he got it. But I don't care. The important thing is that he has it, and he's never giving it up. Like a champion.
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