A guide by Kevin Youkilis.
Step One: Spend most of your career as a beloved and dominant member of the Boston Red Sox.
Like say Kevin Youkilis.
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Step Two: Sign a deal to play with the New York Yankees.
Like Kevin Youkilis did.
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Step Three: Show up to spring training and on the first day, say this:
Like Kevin Youkilis did.
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Because most New Yorkers will hear this:
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