Our lives are cyclical, yo.
This is Ray Lewis.
Ray Lewis is the 17-year veteran linebacker and emotional czar of the Baltimore Ravens, who will be playing in Super Bowl XLVII (47, for non-Romans). Lewis has already pledged to retire after the season — he's even got a deal with ESPN in place, to comfort those still suffering from Brett Favre PTSD — which means that the Super Bowl will be the final game of his career.
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This is Jim Harbaugh.
Jim Harbaugh is in his second year of coaching the San Francisco 49ers, and will be coaching them during the Super Bowl. Prior to that, Harbaugh coached the Stanford University Cardinal and the University of San Diego...Toreros? Toreros! Prior to that, Harbaugh was the quarterbacks coach for the Oakland Raiders and an assistant coach at Western Kentucky University. Prior to THAT, he was an NFL quarterback, playing from 1987 through 2001.
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This is Ray Lewis with his coach, John Harbaugh, who in addition to being Jim Harbaugh's brother also looks a lot like Jim Harbaugh.
Please squint and pretend that this is Jim Harbaugh and Ray Lewis, for the purposes of this exercise.
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