You think you know, but you have no idea.
This is what you think Cristiano Ronaldo looks like:
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A handsome man who is often photographed in his underwear.
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THIS is what he actually looks like:
This Is What Cristiano Ronaldo Actually Looks Like
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13 Unexpectedly Intimate Football Moments
It may be a contact sport, but this is ridiculous.
The time Raul Meireles got on the wrong side of Ryan Giggs.
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The time Cristiano Ronaldo saw something that made him reevaulate his life.
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That time Carlos Tevez couldn't find his keys.
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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves - NBA Edition Part 2
Why trash talk on the court when you can just trash talk on Twitter?
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7 World Cup Watching Positions
You will yell, cry, and probably hug strangers.
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This Is The Sound Of Brazil Celebrating A Goal
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!”
Once upon a time, in a quiet neighborhood in São Paulo, Brazilians lost their shit.
The sound you hear is of a regular old neighborhood, where families and friends were gathering in individual apartments to watch Brazil's first World Cup match against Croatia.
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The first big cheer you hear at :04 is for Neymar's graceful first goal.
Along with the cheers, Brazilian fans were breathing a sigh of relief after their own player, Marcelo, scored an own goal only 11 minutes in. According to Claus Wahlers, who recorded the sound, the area was almost perfectly silent after Croatia's goal.
And then there's a big ruckus at :41 Neymar's beautifully executed penalty kick.
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And then, the third burst of cheering you hear at 1:11 is for Oscar, who scored a sly third goal.
Wahler says that the only cheering he's heard that was anywhere near that loud was when Bosnia scored against Argentina. (The beef between Brazil and Argentina is really intense.)
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French Footballer Karim Benzema Looks Exactly Like Shia LaBeouf
Is this what Shia’s been up to now that he’s no longer famous?
This is French footballer Karim Benzema.
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This is Transformers star Shia LaBeouf.
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Germany's Coach Picked His Nose And Then Shook Cristiano Ronaldo's Hand
Cristiano Ronaldo is having the WORST. DAY. EVER.
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED:
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Germany's coach, Jogi Loew, straight up picked his nose and then shook Cristiano's hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently Loew has a deep booger-picking past and is a repeat offender:
CRISTIANO SAD FACE :(
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USA Holds On To Beat Ghana, 2-1
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World Cup Cameraman Impossibly Finds The Pretty Girl In The Crowd
It’s like he has tunnel vision.
Can you spot the pretty blonde lady in the Iran-Nigeria crowd?
Is she over by the Nigerian side?
Wait. Nope. There she is!
Hello.
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Here's Definitive Proof That Chile Has The World's Greatest Football Commentators
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL. GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL.
This is what it sounded like when Chile scored against Australia in the 14th minute of their game.
(You can watch full highlights of the game here).
And this is what it sounded like when Chile scored in extra time.
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This Is What Happens When Team USA Wins A Game In The World Cup
I believe that we will win.
This is what it was like in the stadium as the final whistle blew:
And this is what it was like back in the U.S.:
People from all across the country went nuts.
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Joe Biden Visits The U.S. Locker Room After The World Cup Win, Offers To Buy Drinks
Post-game Biden banter FTW.
"Are you kidding me? This is a kick, man." - Biden after beating Ghana
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Brazil Is Now Working On Their Flops In Practice
That’s good flopping technique right there.
Brazil beat Croatia, 3-1, after a controversial flop in the box led to the game-winning penalty kick. So it's no surprise that flopping is a part of Brazilian practices these days.
That's Brazilian defender feigning injury after a "challenge" from head coach Luiz Felipe Scolari.
Mexico, you might want to get in some last-minute flopping practice before your match today.
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Why Cristiano Ronaldo Needs To Cut The Shit And Take His Shirt Off Already
Enough.
WAHHHH WAHHH WAHHH. CRY CRY CRY. I'M A WIDDLE BABY.
WAHHHH LOOK AT MY SAD DROOPY BANGS.
WAHHHH I MISS MY DIAMOND STUDDED EARRINGS!
Well... LISTEN UP, BITCH.
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Landon Donovan Scores The Funniest Commercial Of The World Cup
The former US captain is handling not going to Brazil brilliantly.
In case you missed it, Landon Donovan was cut from the U.S. World Cup team. Yesterday, EA Sports debuted a commercial of what the former USA star has been doing with his free time
It's a pitch-perfect minute and a half of Donovan poking fun at himself after not being selected to go to Brazil.
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Proof That Messi Is The Most Perfect Human Being On Earth
Because being the best soccer player in the planet is not enough for him.
Meet the best soccer player in the world.
No biggie, he's got it.
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Look at that perfect smile...
AP Photo/Victor R. Caivano
He's best buds with the other world star, Neymar.
Together they can conquer the world. Too bad they play for the two teams with the biggest rivalry, Argentina and Brazil.
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He's got nothing to envy Brazilian Hulk when it comes to butts.
AP Photo/Victor R. Caivano
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Brazil And Mexico Draw 0-0 In A Match Dominated By World-Class Goalkeeping
Brazil and Mexico draw 0-0 after 90 minutes of phenomenal goalkeeping by Mexico’s Guillermo Ochoa.
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17 Important Life Lessons Coach Taylor Taught Us
Clear eyes, full hearts… You know the rest.
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Are Cristiano Ronaldo And Billy Ray Cyrus The Same Person?
Twins.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Billy Ray Cyrus are freakishly and eerily similar. They exhibit many of the same qualities. This means they are the same person.
Exhibit A: They both have had, at one time in their lives, blonde highlighted hair.
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Billy Ray prefers more of the "chunky" variety, but it's still worth noting they've exhibited this "popular trend.*"
*lol.
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This Is The Mask Clint Dempsey Should Wear For The Rest Of The World Cup
The U.S. captain will have the option of wearing a mask after suffering a broken nose against Ghana. Clint, may we suggest this?
Clint Dempsey suffered a broken nose during Monday's game against Ghana after taking a nasty kick to the face. He'll have the option of wearing a protective mask for the rest of the World Cup.
So Captain America, if you're looking for inspiration for a mask, may we suggest something like this?
Chris Ritter / BuzzFeed / Via Michael Steele / Getty Images
Do it for America, Clint.
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