The Real Reason Why Uruguay Lost To Costa Rica
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Italy Defeats England At The World Cup, 2-1
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49 Excuses You Can Use If England Don't Win Tonight
It’s all Bertie the rabbit’s fault.
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1. State of the pitch.
2. The heat.
3. The humidity.
4. The rain.
5. The lack of rain.
6. Wrong type of rain.
7. Ball lightning.
8. All of the snow caused us problems.
9. Leaves on the goal line.
10. Industrial action.
11. No, seriously, the state of the pitch.
12. Incompetent refereeing decisions.
13. Competent refereeing decisions.
14. Stadiums got finished on time.
15. Amazon Rainforest wasn't paved over to put up a car park.
16. Playing in a jungle causes traumatic I'm A Celebrity flashbacks for England players.
17. Ball was too light.
18. Ball was not light enough.
19. England players kept thinking of funny Ed Balls jokes every time they saw the ball.
20. England team distracted by Andrea Pirlo's effortless good looks.
21. "Oh, in the net? I thought it was the big sticky up white thing you were supposed to hit."
22. Uruguay lost and upset the balance of the universe.
23. Literally anybody English who was drinking Peroni tonight.
24. Or drinking Italian wine.
25. Jordan Henderson very concerned about situation in Iraq.
26. Justin Bieber "racist video" scandal hit team morale pretty hard.
27. Italian team kept saying things in Italian, unnerving England team.
28. England players went on really ill-advised Ayahuasca retreat.
29. England players believe they are receiving instructions from an eel god.
30. England players attempt to remove own skin because "it is a prison for our souls".
31. Italy sportsball kickteam put more goaldowns in our netbox.
32. Massive argument between Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka about interpretation of Thomas Piketty's Capital In The 21st Century.
33. NO REALLY THE STATE OF THE PITCH.
34. Innate English sense of ennui.
35. England players pretty drunk.
36. Roy Hodgson addicted to playing Football Manager instead of actually being football manager.
37. Roy Hodgson listened to the fans and played an attacking formation.
38. No-one asked Tony Adams what he thought until this morning.
39. David Beckham too old.
40. Sepp Blatter, somehow.
41. Someone in the crowd shouting "Come on Tim" repeatedly.
42. Italians unsportingly refuse to agree with "no goalies in second half" rule.
43. Italians also not down with "next goal wins" offer when 3-0 up.
44. Joe Hart loses contact lens twenty minutes in.
45. England team bought low quality shinpads.
46. England team forgot kit and had to play in pants.
47. Bertie, a six foot tall rabbit that only Steven Gerrard can see who whispers negative thoughts at him.
48. Italians quite good at football.
49. England not that great at football.
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The Most Entertaining Moments From The Italy Vs England Match
Besides the amazing goals, obviously.
This dance.
When the English assistant got injured celebrating England's first goal.
When this human goal happened.
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6 Times Mario Balotelli Looked Exactly Like Mario Batali
These Italians share more than just a similar name.
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World Cup Celebration In Rio Turns Into A Clash Between Police And Argentina Fans
Police scattered about 3,000 Argentina fans with pepper spray and batons Saturday in the Copacabana area of Rio de Janeiro.
Argentine soccer fans in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Saturday.
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Japan Has The Best Fans At The World Cup
Wow, the Japanese supporters are turned up.
Almost game time. Time to get pumped.
I'm so pumped.
Showing reverence, but still very pumped.
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And then Keisuke Honda scored and Japan's supporters were like...
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More Proof That Japan Really Does Have The Best World Cup Fans
You stay classy, Japan.
On Saturday, we declared that Japan has the best fans at the World Cup.
And showed how they go all out for the games.
Well now we can make that title official. After losing to Ivory Coast, Japan fans were reportedly spotted cleaning up their section of the stands.
And they really cleaned it, too.
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The Croatian World Cup Team Celebrated Losing To Brazil By Swimming Naked Together
God Bless World Cup players.
On Thursday, the Croatian team lost to Brazil, 3-1, in the opening match of the World Cup. Like any team, they were very sad and gave one another sad shirtless hugs:
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Here is Croatian player Dejan Lovren casually standing around naked while Luka Modric looks on.
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Badass Dad Catches Home Run Ball With One Hand While Holding A Baby
Not a bad Father’s Day gift.
In the top of the third inning of the Rockies-Giants game, Colorado shortstop Troy Tulowitzki hit a two-run homer over the fence in left-centerfield...
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Which was caught by a dad who was holding his baby.
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Just look at that hand-eye coordination.
And because he's the coolest dad ever, he just walked away like it was no big deal.
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Three Photos That Prove Lionel Messi Is The Best Player On Earth
Lionel Messi led Argentina to a 2-1 victory over Bosnia-Herzegovina in their Group F match-up, including scoring the second FIFA World Cup goal of his career.
Lionel.
Messi.
Rules.
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Watch Lionel Messi's score the second goal of his World Cup career.
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The Best Moments From The San Antonio Spurs NBA Championship
Congratulations, San Antonio!
When LeBron James knew it was over.
When Tim Duncan received a standing ovation.
When Manu got a well-deserved hug.
When the original big three were finally able to enjoy their hard work.
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San Antonio Is Going As Crazy As You'd Expect For A City That Just Won Its Fifth NBA Championship
Let the honking on Commerce commence.
The San Antonio Spurs beat the Miami Heat, 104-87, en route to their fifth NBA title.
And within minutes, Spurs fans started taking over downtown San Antonio to celebrate.
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Germany Dominates Portugal 4-0
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37 Reasons To Love Brazilian Hulk
There’s more than enough reasons to be his number one fan.
This is Hulk, he plays for Brazil.
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Ummm... Hi there.
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There's so many reasons to be his fan. First of, he's the force of nature in the field.
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He worked really hard to be where he is now.
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Hundreds Of People Have Complained To The BBC About Phil Neville’s Boring Commentary
Is it time to wake up yet?
The BBC has confirmed there were 445 complaints about Phil Neville’s commentary during England’s opening World Cup game against Italy at the weekend.
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Baseball Hall Of Famer Tony Gwynn Dead At 54
The San Diego Padres confirm the lifelong Padre died after battling cancer.
On Monday, Tony Gwynn lost his four-year battle with cancer in his salivary gland.
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Gwynn became known to fans simply as "Mr. Padre" after playing for the club for 20 seasons. Recognized as one of the most consistent hitters of all time, he was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2007.
During his time with the Padres, Gwynn was named an All-Star 15 times and the National League batting champion eight times.
Gwynn had attributed his salivary cancer to years of using chewing tobacco.
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Major League Baseball today mourns the tragic loss of Tony Gwynn, the greatest Padre ever and one of the most accomplished hitters that our game has ever known, whose all-around excellence on the field was surpassed by his exuberant personality and genial disposition in life. Tony was synonymous with San Diego Padres baseball, and with his .338 career batting average and eight batting titles, he led his beloved ballclub to its greatest heights, including two National League pennants.
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15 Veces cuando Cristiano Ronaldo fue el hombre más guapo de todos los tiempos
El es lo más cercano a la perfección en esta tierra.
Cuando metió este golazo con tanta elegancia.
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Definitive Proof That The World Cup Is Being Controlled By The Illuminati
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26 Fantasy Sports Problems That All Leagues Can Relate To
A countdown from least to most severe. “You’re telling me we can’t redo the draft?”
When any league member misses the draft.
"Their season-long go-to excuse for losing is neatly in order."
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When the last place teams stop updating their lineup halfway through the season.
"Throwing in the towel before it's even over, huh?"
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When the league-wide consensus is to raise the buy-in fee two weeks into the season.
"Oh, this is going to cost me more money??"
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When someone steals your awesome team name.
"Are you telling me Multiple Scoregasms is taken?!"
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